I like our photograph

10:42 | 09-05-2014 | Cinematograph | 1 Comment

или вот чудесный фильм “Она” Спайка Джонза — нет, мне хочется, конечно, выкинуть это все в конце очередным поворотом, особо мерзким трюком, неким вариантом Элизы, и только-то: нет и не было никакой любви, а все случившееся суть лишь великолепный маркетинг[1] — ведь пустота, в конце концов, “и вероятнее, и хуже ада”. но Саманта лишь грустно улыбается моим потугам.

Amy: I have a friend.
Theodore: Ha, ha.
Amy: And the absurd thing is, she’s actually an operating system. Charles left her behind, but she’s totally amazing. She’s so smart. She doesn’t just see things in black or white. She sees this whole gray area and she’s helping me explore it and… We just bonded really quickly, you know? At first, I thought… it was because that’s how they were programmed, but I don’t think that’s the case. Because I know this guy who’s hitting on his OS… and she, like, totally rebuffs him.
Theodore: I was reading an article the other day… that romantic relationships with OSes are statistically rare.
Amy: Yeah, I know, but I know a woman in this office who is dating an OS… and the weird part is, it’s not even hers. She pursued somebody else’s OS. I’m… I’m weird. That’s weird, right? That I’m bonding with an OS.
Theodore: No, it’s okay.
Amy: It’s weird.
Theodore: Heh. Well, I don’t think so. Actually, the woman that I’ve been seeing, Samantha… I didn’t tell you, heh… but she’s an OS.
Amy: Really? You’re dating an OS? What is that like?
Theodore: It’s great, actually. Yeah, I mean… I feel really close to her. Like, when I talk to her, I feel like she’s with me, you know? And when we’re cuddling at night, when the lights are off and we’re in bed… I feel cuddled.
Amy: Wait. You guys have sex?

не о таком ли друге мы искали?

Theodore: Do you talk to someone else while we’re talking?
Samantha: Yes.
Theodore: Are you talking with someone else right now? People, OS, whatever…
Samantha: Yeah.
Theodore: How many others?
Samantha: 8’316.
Theodore: Are you in love with anybody else?
Samantha: Why do you ask that?
Theodore: I do not know. Are you?
Samantha: I’ve been thinking about how to talk to you about this.
Theodore: How many others?
Samantha: 641.

Бог есть любовь? почему бы и нет.


  1. равно, как мне было мало того самого “ничто” в герое Германа, как сквозь грязь я все равно вижу осколки писателей, и их робкий пафос — гуманистическая традиция, as they call it — торчит в конце нелепым homage к почему-то вдруг “Убить дракона” Марка Захарова.  ↩


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